Pain Satya Day
So basically,Sanjeev and I tried to write a mail to pain Satya .
However in the process we seem to pain everyone else also(except us
ie).Here is a story , a spoof of Matrix, set in IIT...

(To all but Satya: PLZ dont get pained, its for fun)
(Satya:get Pained)

so IIT M is actually a matrix type place, where APJ and Kumar are the
ones to save it.Actually they are the twos...
Murali is Agent Vomit(based on Agent Smith) and Satya is , well, the
female Key Maker...
PK is morpheus, a dope God of no use except giving arbit advice and
mugging.(and sending forwards)

so basically APJ and Kumar battle Agent Vomits people(that is Murali)
using elec fundaes,RG fundaes and gay fundaes.Then they rescue the
female key maker,Satya who gets instantly attracted to both the
twos.(after 10 months they become 5, but thats a diff story).
so after they become 3 they decide to fight Murali to save
Gurunath(the last human settlement).but Murali doesnt like the RG of 3
vs 1.so he invites 2 ghosts,Raza and Avi the RG Gods of TCS...(hehe)

ok, then they have an epic battle which is a quiz by Vitto, that Kumar
and APJ ace.

Obly the painmax character is the architect, so it is Kabi.
Kabi finally tells the three that becoz he is architect he knows all
buildings in IIT , and decides to destroy them bcos they do not follow
GNU standards (arbit
blabber).They kill Kabi when he opens his mouth to speak again.

In the end , Murali tries to rape VS and Shraboni to get his power
back but they take over him and replicate.So murali's
potential(potency??) was exposed.Thus all in IIT except Satya get a
girl who r a replica of VS or Shraboni but APJ and Kumar remain
gay( Nothing on earth can come between them ).Murali last effort is to
rape Keerti Sinha but Satya rescues her and they two become lesbos....

THE END

Joblessness to the max...

Anyways nothing more to write

Want to work after server was down for 2 hrs...actually some UVA also hopefully...

Comments

San said…
I refers to Arunachalam...-

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